INTRO'd! EP, by Michael William Hunter

INTRO'd! EP

by Michael William Hunter

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1.	Intro 6 - Already Over 00:10	lyrics	buy track
"It's a podcast song and it won't last long! In fact, it's already over!"
2.	Intro 11 - Show & Spell 00:14	lyrics	buy track
F-H-Q W H-P-O-D S Fhqwhpods is the show you gotta see! ... I mean hear!
3.	Intro 12 - Do-Si-Dope 00:11	lyrics	buy track
When it's late and night And the bedbugs bite, I know the solution That will make things right! Grab yer podcast and hold her tight! Leave us a review and hit subscribe!
4.	Intro 14 - Subscribe For the Holidays 00:25	lyrics	buy track
Jingle jangle! Cheers abound! The snow covered the forzen ground! With a couple of mics, hot cocoa, too, I'm ready to record and podcast with you! (Rate and subscribe!)
5.	Intro 15 - A Jorb Medium Rare 00:19	lyrics	buy track
This one goes out to all the ones that hate me! Been twenty years and they still can't fade me! I cleaned my room, ma! Appreciate me! That's how I roll! Go and 5-star rate me! Jorb.
6.	Intro 16 - Sdrawkcab 00:08		buy track
7.	Intro 20 - Ready 00:14		buy track
8.	Intro 22 - Big Façade 00:11	lyrics	buy track
You talk a big game Poppin' off like champagne. Lift your chest Arms wider than an airplane. You think you're tough Livin' life in the fast lane? Just how long is your podcast's name?
9.	Intro 31 - Press 'A' To Begin 00:12	lyrics	buy track
My world is made of pixel art (Press A to Begin) I’m beating foes, refilling hearts (Press A to Begin) Podcasts blaring in my kart (Press A to Begin) And it all begins when you hit start! (Please rate and subscribe)
10.	Intro 32 - A Spooky Intro 00:17	lyrics	buy track
When the sun goes down And the pale moon gleams; What lurks in the shadows Is not what it seems. Vampires stalk all night Seeking life everlasting. The witches are dabbling In spell and pod casting!
11.	Intro 35 - Teen Girls Buyin' Stuff 00:13	lyrics	buy track
(I JUST WANNA)  BUY STUFF GUY STUFF MY STUFF (I JUST WANNA) BUY STUFF FLY STUFF SPY STUFF (I JUST WANNA) BUY STUFF EYE STUFF FRY STUFF (I JUST WANNA) BUY STUFF FOR MYSELF
12.	Intro 37 - Quarantine Warm-Ups 00:32	lyrics	buy track
(Alright everyone! It’s time your quarantine warm-ups!) First get out bed! Do some stretching instead! The toast some bread! Make sure you’re fed! Convince your head To forget the dread From the headlines you read! When it starts to spread, Go back to your bed And then realize that it’s already 6pm. Seriously, it’s 6pm? I feel like I JUST woke up. What is time anymore? Better listen to more podcasts.
13.	Intro 39 - Mnemonically Lazy 00:30	lyrics	buy track
F is for fortunate, for fortunate am I H is for Happiness, about which you pry. Q is for questions that you have a lot of. W is for Wombats, of which there’s not enough of. H is for Happiness again because I am really lazy. Pods is for podcasts. Did I mention I’m lazy? Now the song is over.
14.	Intro 44 - Homsar 00:37	lyrics	buy track
Uhhuauauauauauauauauaauauauauaua HEY! I have met the greater tuna HEY! I ordered a layered cow! HEY! I forgot to set my field zone! HEY! I can sing in a round! HEY! I do not like canned hams! I’ve danced the Uncle Sam! I can create a podcast that’s co-hosted by Running Man! I’M A ROCKSTAR AT THE MARS BAR RAISED BY A CUP OF COFFEE I AM HOMSAR. Duahahah I've been a long time.
15.	Intro 49 - Tokyo'd! 00:41	lyrics	buy track
The night is young and I’m looking for a lit time I’m feelin’ good cuz I’m dancing while I spit rhymes I’m at the club, wildin’ out in Little Tokyo Pass me the light while I hit a little toke-yoooo Now I’m driving, I’m a bad influence How’m I surviving off of my impudence? My style is fresh, they say kabukimono But when my job is making podcasts, that is all I own yoooooo!
16.	Intro 51 - I Am 00:26	lyrics	buy track
I AM A BOAT WITHOUT A SAIL I AM A DUCK WITHOUT A TAIL I AM AN OAT WITHOUT A MEAL I AM A TRUCK WITHOUT A WHEEL I AM A HOOK WITHOUT A COD I AM A CAST WITHOUT A POD I AM A BROOK WITHOUT A STREAM I AM THE LAST OF THIS RHYME SCHEME SUBSCRIBE
17.	Intro 55 - A Short Shanty 00:25	lyrics	buy track
(Alright, boys! Let's podcast off!) Nothing really beats a life on the sea. The sounds of seagulls are perfect for me! But I learned on the ocean blue, The poopdeck is NOT where you poo.
18.	Intro 56 - FBLF 00:22	lyrics	buy track
YO YO I’M A FROG PODCASTING ON A LOG I’M A FROG ON A LOG IN A BOG WITH A SMOG IN A FOG I’M THE FOG BOG LOG FROG (HE’S A FROG ON A LOG IN A BOG WITH SMOG IN A FOG HE’S THE FOG BOG LOG FROG) I’M A FROG NOT A HOG OR A DOG WENT TO PRAGUE GOTTA BLOG IT’S PRAUGE LOG FROG BLOG (HE’S A FROG NOT A HOG OR A DOG WENT TO PRAUGE HAS A BLOG IT’S A PRAGUE LOG FROG BLOG.)
19.	Intro 57 - The Process 00:49	lyrics	buy track
Did you ever wake With a throbbing headache If you’re like me You’ve had it seven days straight But you know that day is the young And you gotta get to work to get this podcast done Don’t know how long it’s been since you’ve seen sun But who cares? It’s not like you’re planning on seeing anyone. You don’t take showers and you start to stink There’s a mountain of dishes in the kitchen sink Your headache worsens from water you forgot to drink And you notice that your appetite is starting to shrink And you know that you probably need some help But you’re too poor to take care of your health You’ve spent so much time increasing your wealth That you forget to take time for yourself, welp! The day ends like the day before You go back to bed, your head’s still sore You know that tomorrow, you do it all some more And that it’s worth it for who you do this for.
20.	Intro 58 - The Guitar (I Can't Play It) 00:13	lyrics	buy track
Why does no one Believe me when I say I don’t know how to play The guitar? For real, stop asking.
21.	Intro 59 - Tellin' Everyone About It 00:26	lyrics	buy track
Sometimes you just want to sit outside on your front porch And watch as the cars go driving by. You never know when you’ll see a DeLorean or a 1964 White Ford Mustang. But when you see that Mustang… you’ll want to tell everyone about it! So you’ll hop on your microphone, record your podcast, edit your podcast and, well… tell everyone about it.
22.	Intro 63 - Yes 00:43	lyrics	buy track
affirmative amen fine good okay true yea all right aye beyond a doubt by all means certainly definitely even so exactly gladly good enough granted indubitably just so most assuredly naturally of course positively precisely sure thing surely undoubtedly unquestionably very well willingly without fail yep ci mais oui consent oh yes! okey-dokey roger you bet indeed da uh huh nod ja right on subscribe
23.	Intro 64 - Marzipan 01:06	lyrics	buy track
I remember a time when I wanted to be A famous musician in Free Country Now here I am, the head of a band! With the help of my friends, Strong Mad and The Cheat, We put on benefit concerts to help the bees And occasionally perform for the plants! I am the only girl Living in a manmade world! Life’s always such a whirl for me, Yeah yeah yeah yeah When life hands me sour grapes Trade them in for some vegan crepes (and) The world is bright for Carol, Cool Tapes, and me Yeah yeah yeah yeah I’ll be never be someone’s bride And I make that choice with pride As long as Carol is by side, we’re free Yeah yeah yeah yeah
24.	Intro 65 - Where My Butter Is At? 00:50	lyrics	buy track
Have you ever got into an argument with A very clever, yet smelly backstabbing poopsmith Whose hid your butter and you wonder if you’ll have to kill him Because your hunger’s like no other and you’ll consume his limbs?   I NEED MY SEMI-SOLID EMULSION I’VE GOT THIS COMPULSION  FOR POOPSMITH’S AVULSION  (Oh, hey Poopsmith! What do you mean I already ate the butter? The extra butter, buttermilk pancakes? Oh yeah.) They were so gooooooood! (I forgive you, Poopsmith.)
25.	Intro 67 - The Dance of The Poopsmith 01:00		buy track
26.	Intro 68 - Every Podcast To The Limit 01:52	lyrics	buy track
I said Come On Fhqwhpods I said Come On Fhqwhpods Everybody sub and listen Everybody sub and listen Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods! I said Come On Fhqwhpods I said Come On Fhqwhpods Everybody sub and listen What’s that? I said to listen! Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods Come On Fhqwhpods I see you castin’ me Talkin’ about TBC I said Come On Fhqwhpods I said Come On Fhqwhpods Everybody sub and listen The Cheat is gonna listen! Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods I said ooh aah Fhqwhpods I said who are Fhqwhpods Who's on Fo-hoo-hoo-hoopaw- what? I said who's on Fhqwhpods? If you don’t know what this show is I’ll tell you 'bout Fhqwhpods Meet my friends Mike Alexa and Dave They co-host Fhqwhpods And they talk about every Homestar Runner cartoon in release order… and Alexa’s never seen any of them. Hey A-lex-a! What do you think of this? The show’s Come On Fhqwhpods I said Come On Fhqwhpods Who's gonna listen? Say... me! I'm gonna listen! Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods! Man, Fhqwhpods... You’re just making this song worse, yknow? I mean, The Brother’s Chap will probably prosecute you... I mean, I’ll sue...
27.	Intro 69 - The Podcaster 00:49	lyrics	buy track
You awake in an enchanted forest. Rays of moonlight peek through the treetops revealing a mystical, golden chest upon the ruins of an ancient alter. As you approach the alter, you hear a voice echo over the forest.   “You’ll get that treasure over my dead body, adventurer, and your weapons are no match for me. I am the never-ending whispers on the wind; the fallen silence on the road. I infect the very thoughts of every man and woman and child whose ears hear my voice. My legions subscribe to my every word and when I feed, I consume on time itself.”   "What are you?” you ask. “Some sort of god… or a demon?” “No, adventurer. I… am a podcaster.”
28.	Intro 70 - The Big Match 00:52	lyrics	buy track
Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else here tonight! Get readyyyyy for a fight! I’m just a man whose from the big city Who knows how to punch and now I’m sitting pretty You’re the underdog? More like an overkitty Cuz you fly like a butterfly and sting like a biddy, uh In Pokemon, you’re the Gloom I’m the Victribell Or call me Zeus, cuz bro I’m gonna give you Hell. Called me a girl online, you’re mad, I can tell  But face me and you’ll see I’m a G-IRL! TONIGHT  You’re gonna know the definition of a fight  TWO WILL FIGHT  You keep the lemons, I got me the limelight  ONE WILL WIN Learned everything I know from a boxing podcast  BEGIN  Good luck, Chuck, cuz I know you’re not as fast-! Aaaaaand he’s out, folks! One and done!
29.	Intro 71 - The Mermaid's Curse 00:37	lyrics	buy track
I jumped over the moon last week For two hours I fell. I landed in an enchanted creek Right on a Mermaid’s tail!   She put a curse  upon my family  My manly purse  is no longer manly  . So, now I run a Mermaid Deli  My Mermaid tales will fill your belly,  We’re located right here in Belfast  Consider listening to my podcast  I have a podcast  I said a podcast  You’ll like the podcast  This whole thing was just an ad for my podcast!
30.	Intro 76 - Fhqwhpods! Commercial 00:37	lyrics	buy track
Make it shine!  Make it glean!  Make it so my face can be seen!  There’s only one thing that keeps it keen! Keeping’ it clean… (ooh wow!) with Fhqwhpods!   Warning: Fhqwhpods may or may not be a suitable cleaning solution. Side effects may include rashes, severe arm or back pain, upset stomach, diarrhea, and the uncontrollable need to play curling. If you are seeing faces, please call your doctor. Do not eat the Fhqwhpods. Keep away from children and men who act like children. I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral. Some rates may apply. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by FUNimation, TOEI Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toryiama. Please support the official release.
31.	Intro 80 - Re 00:28	lyrics	buy track
Gotta rewrite, gotta recess  Gotta rewind, gotta redress Gotta regress Gotta rename, gotta renew Gotta reclaim, gotta redo Gotta review Gotta refund, gotta repay, Gotta rerun, gotta relay, Gotta replay Gotta record, gotta reside Gotta resort, gotta reride, Gotta resubscribe
32.	Intro 81 - Cupcakes for Breakfast 00:23	lyrics	buy track
You wake up  Then shake up  Don’t flake up Your make-up Then bake up  A cake cup I’ll take up  a dozen please   Don’t bother with frosting  I find it exhausting  The batter don’t matter  Just platter and cost me.   I just really like cupcakes you know?  No I don’t have a problem.  I can stop whenever I feel like it.  Maybe tomorrow, though.
33.	Intro 83 - Wholesome Family Show 00:25	lyrics	buy track
We’re two casts in a pod  And we know we’re both odd  Our laughs are only one clip away   But we know we what’s in store  When we hit record  Our jokes are gonna take us away   We know that our friendship’s here to stay!
34.	Intro 84 - The Conspiracy Theorist 00:32	lyrics	buy track
I cannot shake this feeling Someone out there is stealing My very thoughts; connect the dots They must be in my ceiling. I swear  to all you people up there!  Y’allready know I don’t care. I’m sneaking upstairs  You will be feeling despair When I find your evil lair  I GOT YOU!   My girlfriend thinks I’m crazy  My best friend thinks I’m crazy My parents think I’m crazy My landlord thinks I’m crazy  My hostage thinks I’m crazy My lawyer thinks I’m crazy My doctor thinks I’m crazy  My medication’s crazy. Woooooo!   I’m on a podcast! (Sure you are.)
35.	Intro 85 - The Podcat 01:03	lyrics	buy track
Podcat: Meow!  Michael: Of course. This is when my cat decides to go crazy.   YOU DON’T REALLY WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ME.  I’M A DEAF CAT SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.  I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE YOU.  SO SHUT UP. I’MMA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!   AHHHH! AHHHH!  I’M THE PODCAT.  AHHH! AHHHH!  I’M THE PODCAT.   DID YOU KNOW THAT I CANNOT HEAR? DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE PINK EARS?  I AM DEAF. I CAN’T HEAR.  BUT I KNOW THAT IF I SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH YOU’LL GET ANNOYED.   AHHHHH! AHHHHHH!  I’M THE PODCAT!  AHHHHH! AHHHHHH!  I’M THE PODCAT!   Podcat: Meow!  Michael: Yeah, that’s you!  Podcat: Meow!!
36.	Intro 86 - Chocolate 00:44	lyrics	buy track
When I look at chocolate  I only see regret  I get very upset  Cuz I’m missing my brunette How can I love candy  When you are not near me?  I cannot feel dandy  If you only fear me!    And so I wait outside  Until the lights go out  Now I’m at your bedside  No one can hear you shout   Do you want some chocolate?
37.	Intro 88 - The Scariest Things 00:31	lyrics	buy track
STUDENT DEBT  MAKING RENT  CREDIT CARDS  DRIVING CARS   UTILITY BILLS  GETTING ILL  LOSING YOUR PHONE  DYING ALONE But here’s a podcast to distract you from all of those real-world fears!
38.	Intro 89 - The Hunt for the Duck 00:32	lyrics	buy track
What’s that boy? Go on an git it!   With a beer in my left  A gun on my right  The view of the pond Is a beautiful sight Got the dog off the leash And room in the truck  Gonna beat my high score  In the Hunt for the Duck.   Haha! High score!
39.	Intro 90 - Danke Schön 00:31	lyrics	buy track
I am not from around here But I know where I belong: In a bar with an ice cold beer And that oompa-papa song! I can live in harmony In a small town in Berlin Shout out to all the peeps in Germany Who regularly tune in! (I see those numbers, boys!) Who knew we have listeners in Germany? Danke schön!
40.	Intro 93 - The Beach 00:34	lyrics	buy track
When I am by the ocean I subscribe to the notion  This world’s chaotic  And hypnotic  And so full of motion   And when the grains of sand  Refuse to leave my hand  I get frustrated  Relocated  To the concrete land.   Now, this is why I do hate the beach There’s too many people here at the beach There’s so much garbage all ‘round the beach There’s not enough bathrooms free at the beach  No privacy for you at the beach  The food’s expensive because the beach  When you get home, you’ve brought home the beach  Hey did you know that life is a beach?
41.	Intro 94 - Secrets 00:56	lyrics	buy track
You told me you loved me  That I was everything you need. But now it seems that you’ve changed  I guess I wasn’t your speed.   Thought you were so secretive  That you got away  Thought you could go behind my back And have it your way   But I know where you’ve been  Who you choose to see  You know I have my secrets too  Between you and me, I’M A FREAKIN CAR COMMERCIAL   Introducing the 2021 Fordswagon Hondaiyota!  With the same interior that every other car on the market has, but this time we’ve hidden an additional USB plug in. Payments start at $199 per month for the first one months.   Only losers cheat on a Fordswagon.
42.	Intro 96 - Listen Responsibly 00:28	lyrics	buy track
When I hear that podcast a’comin’ A light twinkles in my eye!  Because when they start talkin’  I know I’ll laugh until I cry! Oh no.  I listen while I’m driving  And now I’m gonna crash and die!   Please listen to podcasts responsibly.
43.	Intro 97 - Silent Pod (feat. David Spencer) 00:54	lyrics	buy track
Silent pod Holy cast All come on Fhqwhpods Round yon... Michael so Tender and mild And there's David And Alexa, who's wild. Subscribe in heavenly peace Subscribe in heavenly peace
44.	Intro 98 - The Didgeridoo Tango 01:06	lyrics	buy track
MC: Hello! Welcome ladies, gentlemen, and all the rest of you beautiful people listening to the podcast tonight! When we last left our longing lovers, Karen was darin’ for Darin’s carin’ and things looked bleak until Karen started playing the world’s most seductive instrument: the didgeridoo. Darin: What’s that provocative tune? Karen, you’re making me swoon! I don’t know how But I’m now More attracted to you You have bewitched my soul With all your breath control I’ve come around To the sound Of your didgeridoo! Karen: How did I didgeridoo it? I thought I didgeri-blew it. Thought I struck out Shed my doubt And said didgeri-screw it! When my lips resonate I start to captivate So now you’re mine About time Now let’s punctuate! Darin: I’m not sure what that means. MC: And that was the ever-confusing, yet ever-sensual Didgeridoo Tango! Tune into the next podcast to hear Karen say: Karen: You should see what I can do with the theremin! Darin: Oh Karen!
45.	Intro 99 - A Podcast 00:35	lyrics	buy track
A podcast is an episodic series of spoken word  digital audio files that a user can download to a personal device for easy listening. You are now listening to a podcast.
46.	Intro 100 - A Power Ballad (feat. Ashley Wool) 01:23	lyrics	buy track
Michael (spoken): Man. One hundred episodes! It sure has been a journey, hasn't it? And to think... I almost threw it all away. Michael (singing): You were the only one I listened to Never met a show like you before. (spoken) Ashley Wool, everybody! Ashley: But I never subscribed to you. Now, it’s too late, cuz you walked out that door. Michael (Ashley): How could I let you go? (Mmmmm) You were my favorite show (Mow could I let you go?) Ashley & Michael: I’d tune in every week, yeah! Ashley: Cuz everything I need Is your RSS feed! Ashley & Michael: Tu es tres magnifique! Ashley & Michael: Wanna locate you So I can rate you I wanna go hard And give you 5 stars I wanna download Until I explode at last Because I love a podcast!

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Michael has made a new, unique intro song for every episode of the podcast, "Come On, Fhqwhpods! - A Homestar Runner Podcast", and now he has put together a compilation of his personal favorites from the first 100 episodes for YOU to enjoy! He even named them and added lyrics! LYRICS!

credits

released May 25, 2021

Music written, produced, and performed by Michael William Hunter

Album Artwork by @GhostPepperPain

Special Thanks to David Spencer and Ashley Wool for lending their voices to a song.