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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Jumpman (Mashup), Popsicle Culture, Mambo No. Pi (A Lou Bega Parody), INTRO'd! EP, Tearing Me Apart (A Parody Inspired by The Room), Bat Guy (A Billie Eilish Parody), and Hey Marvel (Feat. Robert Hunter & Emily Lanelle).
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Intro 6 - Already Over
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"It's a podcast song and it won't last long! In fact, it's already over!"
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Intro 11 - Show & Spell
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F-H-Q
W
H-P-O-D
S Fhqwhpods is the show you gotta see!
... I mean hear!
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Intro 12 - Do-Si-Dope
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When it's late and night
And the bedbugs bite,
I know the solution
That will make things right!
Grab yer podcast and hold her tight!
Leave us a review and hit subscribe!
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Jingle jangle! Cheers abound!
The snow covered the forzen ground!
With a couple of mics, hot cocoa, too,
I'm ready to record and podcast with you!
(Rate and subscribe!)
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This one goes out to all the ones that hate me!
Been twenty years and they still can't fade me!
I cleaned my room, ma! Appreciate me!
That's how I roll! Go and 5-star rate me!
Jorb.
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Intro 16 - Sdrawkcab
00:08
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Intro 20 - Ready
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Intro 22 - Big Façade
00:11
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You talk a big game
Poppin' off like champagne.
Lift your chest
Arms wider than an airplane.
You think you're tough
Livin' life in the fast lane?
Just how long is your podcast's name?
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My world is made of pixel art
(Press A to Begin)
I’m beating foes, refilling hearts
(Press A to Begin)
Podcasts blaring in my kart
(Press A to Begin)
And it all begins when you hit start!
(Please rate and subscribe)
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When the sun goes down
And the pale moon gleams;
What lurks in the shadows
Is not what it seems.
Vampires stalk all night
Seeking life everlasting.
The witches are dabbling
In spell and pod casting!
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(I JUST WANNA)
BUY STUFF
GUY STUFF
MY STUFF
(I JUST WANNA)
BUY STUFF
FLY STUFF
SPY STUFF
(I JUST WANNA)
BUY STUFF
EYE STUFF
FRY STUFF
(I JUST WANNA)
BUY STUFF FOR MYSELF
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(Alright everyone! It’s time your quarantine warm-ups!)
First get out bed!
Do some stretching instead!
The toast some bread!
Make sure you’re fed!
Convince your head
To forget the dread
From the headlines you read!
When it starts to spread,
Go back to your bed
And then realize that it’s already 6pm. Seriously, it’s 6pm? I feel like I JUST woke up. What is time anymore? Better listen to more podcasts.
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F is for fortunate, for fortunate am I
H is for Happiness, about which you pry.
Q is for questions that you have a lot of.
W is for Wombats, of which there’s not enough of.
H is for Happiness again because I am really lazy.
Pods is for podcasts. Did I mention I’m lazy?
Now the song is over.
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Intro 44 - Homsar
00:37
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Uhhuauauauauauauauauaauauauauaua
HEY!
I have met the greater tuna
HEY!
I ordered a layered cow!
HEY!
I forgot to set my field zone!
HEY!
I can sing in a round!
HEY!
I do not like canned hams!
I’ve danced the Uncle Sam!
I can create a podcast that’s co-hosted by Running Man!
I’M A ROCKSTAR
AT THE MARS BAR
RAISED BY A CUP OF COFFEE
I AM HOMSAR.
Duahahah I've been a long time.
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Intro 49 - Tokyo'd!
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The night is young and I’m looking for a lit time
I’m feelin’ good cuz I’m dancing while I spit rhymes
I’m at the club, wildin’ out in Little Tokyo
Pass me the light while I hit a little toke-yoooo
Now I’m driving, I’m a bad influence
How’m I surviving off of my impudence?
My style is fresh, they say kabukimono
But when my job is making podcasts, that is all I own yoooooo!
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Intro 51 - I Am
00:26
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I AM A BOAT WITHOUT A SAIL
I AM A DUCK WITHOUT A TAIL
I AM AN OAT WITHOUT A MEAL
I AM A TRUCK WITHOUT A WHEEL
I AM A HOOK WITHOUT A COD
I AM A CAST WITHOUT A POD
I AM A BROOK WITHOUT A STREAM
I AM THE LAST OF THIS RHYME SCHEME
SUBSCRIBE
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(Alright, boys! Let's podcast off!)
Nothing really beats a life on the sea.
The sounds of seagulls are perfect for me!
But I learned on the ocean blue,
The poopdeck is NOT where you poo.
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Intro 56 - FBLF
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YO YO I’M A FROG
PODCASTING ON A LOG
I’M A FROG
ON A LOG
IN A BOG
WITH A SMOG
IN A FOG
I’M THE FOG BOG LOG FROG
(HE’S A FROG
ON A LOG
IN A BOG
WITH SMOG
IN A FOG
HE’S THE FOG BOG LOG FROG)
I’M A FROG
NOT A HOG
OR A DOG
WENT TO PRAGUE
GOTTA BLOG
IT’S PRAUGE LOG FROG BLOG
(HE’S A FROG
NOT A HOG
OR A DOG
WENT TO PRAUGE
HAS A BLOG
IT’S A PRAGUE LOG FROG BLOG.)
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Intro 57 - The Process
00:49
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Did you ever wake
With a throbbing headache
If you’re like me
You’ve had it seven days straight
But you know that day is the young
And you gotta get to work to get this podcast done
Don’t know how long it’s been since you’ve seen sun
But who cares? It’s not like you’re planning on seeing anyone.
You don’t take showers and you start to stink
There’s a mountain of dishes in the kitchen sink
Your headache worsens from water you forgot to drink
And you notice that your appetite is starting to shrink
And you know that you probably need some help
But you’re too poor to take care of your health
You’ve spent so much time increasing your wealth
That you forget to take time for yourself, welp!
The day ends like the day before
You go back to bed, your head’s still sore
You know that tomorrow, you do it all some more
And that it’s worth it for who you do this for.
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Why does no one
Believe me when I say
I don’t know how to play
The guitar?
For real, stop asking.
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Sometimes you just want to sit outside on your front porch
And watch as the cars go driving by.
You never know when you’ll see a DeLorean or a 1964 White Ford Mustang.
But when you see that Mustang… you’ll want to tell everyone about it!
So you’ll hop on your microphone, record your podcast, edit your podcast and, well… tell everyone about it.
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Intro 63 - Yes
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affirmative
amen
fine
good
okay
true
yea
all right
aye
beyond a doubt
by all means
certainly
definitely
even so
exactly
gladly
good enough
granted
indubitably
just so
most assuredly
naturally
of course
positively
precisely
sure thing
surely
undoubtedly
unquestionably
very well
willingly
without fail
yep
ci
mais oui
consent
oh yes!
okey-dokey
roger
you bet
indeed
da
uh huh
nod
ja
right on
subscribe
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Intro 64 - Marzipan
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I remember a time when I wanted to be
A famous musician in Free Country
Now here I am, the head of a band!
With the help of my friends, Strong Mad and The Cheat,
We put on benefit concerts to help the bees
And occasionally perform for the plants!
I am the only girl
Living in a manmade world!
Life’s always such a whirl for me,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
When life hands me sour grapes
Trade them in for some vegan crepes (and)
The world is bright for Carol, Cool Tapes, and me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I’ll be never be someone’s bride
And I make that choice with pride
As long as Carol is by side, we’re free
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Have you ever got into an argument with
A very clever, yet smelly backstabbing poopsmith
Whose hid your butter and you wonder if you’ll have to kill him
Because your hunger’s like no other and you’ll consume his limbs?
I NEED
MY SEMI-SOLID EMULSION
I’VE GOT THIS COMPULSION
FOR POOPSMITH’S AVULSION
(Oh, hey Poopsmith! What do you mean I already ate the butter? The extra butter, buttermilk pancakes? Oh yeah.)
They were so gooooooood!
(I forgive you, Poopsmith.)
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I said Come On Fhqwhpods
I said Come On Fhqwhpods
Everybody sub and listen
Everybody sub and listen
Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods!
I said Come On Fhqwhpods
I said Come On Fhqwhpods
Everybody sub and listen
What’s that? I said to listen!
Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods
Come On Fhqwhpods
I see you castin’ me
Talkin’ about
TBC
I said Come On Fhqwhpods
I said Come On Fhqwhpods
Everybody sub and listen
The Cheat is gonna listen!
Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods
I said ooh aah Fhqwhpods
I said who are Fhqwhpods
Who's on Fo-hoo-hoo-hoopaw- what?
I said who's on Fhqwhpods?
If you don’t know what this show is
I’ll tell you 'bout Fhqwhpods
Meet my friends Mike
Alexa and Dave
They co-host Fhqwhpods
And they talk about every Homestar Runner cartoon in release order… and Alexa’s never seen any of them.
Hey A-lex-a! What do you think of this?
The show’s Come On Fhqwhpods
I said Come On Fhqwhpods
Who's gonna listen?
Say... me! I'm gonna listen!
Everybody Come On Fhqwhpods!
Man, Fhqwhpods...
You’re just making this song worse, yknow?
I mean, The Brother’s Chap will probably prosecute you...
I mean, I’ll sue...
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Intro 69 - The Podcaster
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You awake in an enchanted forest. Rays of moonlight peek through the treetops revealing a mystical, golden chest upon the ruins of an ancient alter. As you approach the alter, you hear a voice echo over the forest.
“You’ll get that treasure over my dead body, adventurer, and your weapons are no match for me. I am the never-ending whispers on the wind; the fallen silence on the road. I infect the very thoughts of every man and woman and child whose ears hear my voice. My legions subscribe to my every word and when I feed, I consume on time itself.”
"What are you?” you ask. “Some sort of god… or a demon?”
“No, adventurer. I… am a podcaster.”
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Intro 70 - The Big Match
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Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else here tonight! Get readyyyyy for a fight!
I’m just a man whose from the big city
Who knows how to punch and now I’m sitting pretty
You’re the underdog? More like an overkitty
Cuz you fly like a butterfly and sting like a biddy, uh
In Pokemon, you’re the Gloom I’m the Victribell
Or call me Zeus, cuz bro I’m gonna give you Hell.
Called me a girl online, you’re mad, I can tell
But face me and you’ll see I’m a G-IRL!
TONIGHT
You’re gonna know the definition of a fight
TWO WILL FIGHT
You keep the lemons, I got me the limelight
ONE WILL WIN
Learned everything I know from a boxing podcast
BEGIN
Good luck, Chuck, cuz I know you’re not as fast-!
Aaaaaand he’s out, folks! One and done!
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I jumped over the moon last week
For two hours I fell.
I landed in an enchanted creek
Right on a Mermaid’s tail!
She put a curse
upon my family
My manly purse
is no longer manly
.
So, now I run a Mermaid Deli
My Mermaid tales will fill your belly,
We’re located right here in Belfast
Consider listening to my podcast
I have a podcast
I said a podcast
You’ll like the podcast
This whole thing was just an ad for my podcast!
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Make it shine!
Make it glean!
Make it so my face can be seen!
There’s only one thing that keeps it keen!
Keeping’ it clean…
(ooh wow!)
with Fhqwhpods!
Warning: Fhqwhpods may or may not be a suitable cleaning solution. Side effects may include rashes, severe arm or back pain, upset stomach, diarrhea, and the uncontrollable need to play curling. If you are seeing faces, please call your doctor. Do not eat the Fhqwhpods. Keep away from children and men who act like children. I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral. Some rates may apply. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by FUNimation, TOEI Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toryiama. Please support the official release.
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Intro 80 - Re
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Gotta rewrite, gotta recess
Gotta rewind, gotta redress
Gotta regress
Gotta rename, gotta renew
Gotta reclaim, gotta redo
Gotta review
Gotta refund, gotta repay,
Gotta rerun, gotta relay,
Gotta replay
Gotta record, gotta reside
Gotta resort, gotta reride,
Gotta resubscribe
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You wake up
Then shake up
Don’t flake up
Your make-up
Then bake up
A cake cup
I’ll take up
a dozen please
Don’t bother with frosting
I find it exhausting
The batter don’t matter
Just platter and cost me.
I just really like cupcakes you know?
No I don’t have a problem.
I can stop whenever I feel like it.
Maybe tomorrow, though.
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We’re two casts in a pod
And we know we’re both odd
Our laughs are only one clip away
But we know we what’s in store
When we hit record
Our jokes are gonna take us away
We know that our friendship’s here to stay!
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I cannot shake this feeling
Someone out there is stealing
My very thoughts; connect the dots
They must be in my ceiling.
I swear
to all you people up there!
Y’allready know I don’t care.
I’m sneaking upstairs
You will be feeling despair
When I find your evil lair
I GOT YOU!
My girlfriend thinks I’m crazy
My best friend thinks I’m crazy
My parents think I’m crazy
My landlord thinks I’m crazy
My hostage thinks I’m crazy
My lawyer thinks I’m crazy
My doctor thinks I’m crazy
My medication’s crazy.
Woooooo!
I’m on a podcast! (Sure you are.)
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Intro 85 - The Podcat
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Podcat: Meow!
Michael: Of course. This is when my cat decides to go crazy.
YOU DON’T REALLY WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ME.
I’M A DEAF CAT SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.
I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE YOU.
SO SHUT UP. I’MMA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
I’M THE PODCAT.
AHHH! AHHHH!
I’M THE PODCAT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT I CANNOT HEAR?
DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE PINK EARS?
I AM DEAF. I CAN’T HEAR.
BUT I KNOW THAT IF I SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH YOU’LL GET ANNOYED.
AHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
I’M THE PODCAT!
AHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
I’M THE PODCAT!
Podcat: Meow!
Michael: Yeah, that’s you!
Podcat: Meow!!
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Intro 86 - Chocolate
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When I look at chocolate
I only see regret
I get very upset
Cuz I’m missing my brunette
How can I love candy
When you are not near me?
I cannot feel dandy
If you only fear me!
And so I wait outside
Until the lights go out
Now I’m at your bedside
No one can hear you shout
Do you want some chocolate?
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STUDENT DEBT
MAKING RENT
CREDIT CARDS
DRIVING CARS
UTILITY BILLS
GETTING ILL
LOSING YOUR PHONE
DYING ALONE
But here’s a podcast to distract you from all of those real-world fears!
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What’s that boy? Go on an git it!
With a beer in my left
A gun on my right
The view of the pond
Is a beautiful sight
Got the dog off the leash
And room in the truck
Gonna beat my high score
In the Hunt for the Duck.
Haha! High score!
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Intro 90 - Danke Schön
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I am not from around here
But I know where I belong:
In a bar with an ice cold beer
And that oompa-papa song!
I can live in harmony
In a small town in Berlin
Shout out to all the peeps in Germany
Who regularly tune in! (I see those numbers, boys!)
Who knew we have listeners in Germany? Danke schön!
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Intro 93 - The Beach
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When I am by the ocean
I subscribe to the notion
This world’s chaotic
And hypnotic
And so full of motion
And when the grains of sand
Refuse to leave my hand
I get frustrated
Relocated
To the concrete land.
Now, this is why I do hate the beach
There’s too many people here at the beach
There’s so much garbage all ‘round the beach
There’s not enough bathrooms free at the beach
No privacy for you at the beach
The food’s expensive because the beach
When you get home, you’ve brought home the beach
Hey did you know that life is a beach?
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Intro 94 - Secrets
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You told me you loved me
That I was everything you need.
But now it seems that you’ve changed
I guess I wasn’t your speed.
Thought you were so secretive
That you got away
Thought you could go behind my back
And have it your way
But I know where you’ve been
Who you choose to see
You know I have my secrets too
Between you and me, I’M A FREAKIN CAR COMMERCIAL
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With the same interior that every other car on the market has, but this time we’ve hidden an additional USB plug in. Payments start at $199 per month for the first one months.
Only losers cheat on a Fordswagon.
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When I hear that podcast a’comin’
A light twinkles in my eye!
Because when they start talkin’
I know I’ll laugh until I cry!
Oh no.
I listen while I’m driving
And now I’m gonna crash and die!
Please listen to podcasts responsibly.
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Silent pod
Holy cast
All come on
Fhqwhpods
Round yon... Michael so
Tender and mild
And there's David
And Alexa, who's wild.
Subscribe in heavenly peace
Subscribe in heavenly peace
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MC:
Hello! Welcome ladies, gentlemen, and all the rest of you beautiful people listening to the podcast tonight! When we last left our longing lovers, Karen was darin’ for Darin’s carin’ and things looked bleak until Karen started playing the world’s most seductive instrument: the didgeridoo.
Darin:
What’s that provocative tune?
Karen, you’re making me swoon!
I don’t know how
But I’m now
More attracted to you
You have bewitched my soul
With all your breath control
I’ve come around
To the sound
Of your didgeridoo!
Karen:
How did I didgeridoo it?
I thought I didgeri-blew it.
Thought I struck out
Shed my doubt
And said didgeri-screw it!
When my lips resonate
I start to captivate
So now you’re mine
About time
Now let’s punctuate!
Darin:
I’m not sure what that means.
MC:
And that was the ever-confusing, yet ever-sensual Didgeridoo Tango! Tune into the next podcast to hear Karen say:
Karen:
You should see what I can do with the theremin!
Darin:
Oh Karen!
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Intro 99 - A Podcast
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A podcast is an episodic series of spoken word
digital audio files that a user can download to a personal device for easy listening.
You are now listening to a podcast.
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Michael (spoken):
Man. One hundred episodes! It sure has been a journey, hasn't it? And to think... I almost threw it all away.
Michael (singing):
You were the only one I listened to
Never met a show like you before.
(spoken)
Ashley Wool, everybody!
Ashley:
But I never subscribed to you.
Now, it’s too late, cuz you walked out that door.
Michael (Ashley):
How could I let you go? (Mmmmm)
You were my favorite show (Mow could I let you go?)
Ashley & Michael:
I’d tune in every week, yeah!
Ashley:
Cuz everything I need
Is your RSS feed!
Ashley & Michael:
Tu es tres magnifique!
Ashley & Michael:
Wanna locate you
So I can rate you
I wanna go hard
And give you 5 stars
I wanna download
Until I explode at last
Because I love a podcast!
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Michael William Hunter Los Angeles, California
Michael William Hunter is an actor, song-writer, podcaster, and overall busy guy who is constantly making something! Here is his music!
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